sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via hotboyproblems)

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

(Source: volcainist, via dyianobrien)

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via cramp)

"My hobbies include
Editing my life story
Hiding behind metaphors
And trying to convince my shadow
That I’m someone worth following"

Rudy Francisco (via larmoyante)

(via interstellardweller)

"People always tell you, “Be humble. Be humble.” When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!"

Kanye West  (via lucashemmingofficial)

(Source: betterawittyfool, via flannelvevo)

"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."

Six Word Story (via icekq)

(Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

(via bitchboxx)

taurusgirl13:

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards

(via laughbitches)

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via suchvodka)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via laughbitches)

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